I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
