thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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