Three words: puerto rican gang bang
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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