Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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