Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize