Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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