quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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