sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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