Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Randomize