He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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