you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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