Non-Jews are for practice
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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