Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
