I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Do vagina's smell?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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