Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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