You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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