From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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