Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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