i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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