I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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