And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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