can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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