After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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