seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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