I could have mohawked her pubes.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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