dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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