then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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