): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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