i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
the night ended with taco bell and tears
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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