On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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