Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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