shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Randomize
