I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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