shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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