can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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