I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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