Don't you send me to vm
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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