Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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