So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I said "one day" and that day is not today
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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