I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
