So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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