All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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