bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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