Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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