Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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