the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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