Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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