Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
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