he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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