Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
you win again, gameday.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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