got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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