What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I need a hoe opinion
go on
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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