I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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