is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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