i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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