did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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