the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Randomize