Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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