new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i came on her dog
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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